jebri:

Things that make me happy

  • Kratos

Things that make me sad

  • Kratos

Things that piss me off

  • Kratos

(via kratosaurioned)

deaderwin:

zoeyhange:

WELCOME TO ATTACK ON TITAN WHERE YOU’RE EITHER A TITAN SHIFTER OR AN ACKERMAN

or dead

jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!



OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder

They really do look so proud

So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

(via shehero6)

pomp-adourable:

theblondiemon:

Welcome to my shitty late night doodles, in which Karkat goes rockpooling… AND LOVES IT.

Oh no

pomp-adourable:

theblondiemon:

Welcome to my shitty late night doodles, in which Karkat goes rockpooling… AND LOVES IT.

Oh no

(via trickstercarlos)

sushinfood:

People getting mad about Paradox Space when it does absolutely nothing new and everything it has established about Gamzee was canon already re: playing with severed heads, re: having a one-sided and strongcrush on Tavros to the likes that Nepeta’s crush on Karkat could only pale in comparison, and also, playing with severed heads
And making out with Tavros’s severed head.
I mean, this is all stuff that was established already. I don’t get the degree to which people are getting mad. I don’t see it. 
I think it’s more exciting to find out they can summon rabbits into existence just for the sake of shoving them in Eridan’s mouth.

sushinfood:

People getting mad about Paradox Space when it does absolutely nothing new and everything it has established about Gamzee was canon already re: playing with severed heads, re: having a one-sided and strongcrush on Tavros to the likes that Nepeta’s crush on Karkat could only pale in comparison, and also, playing with severed heads

And making out with Tavros’s severed head.

I mean, this is all stuff that was established already. I don’t get the degree to which people are getting mad. I don’t see it. 

I think it’s more exciting to find out they can summon rabbits into existence just for the sake of shoving them in Eridan’s mouth.

(via vomitingstars)

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

catchmythoughtsmidair:

tardiscookies:

jamminyamin:

Ballerinas are the most underrated athletes.
GUYS SHE IS SPINNING ON HER TOE.
ALL HER WEIGHT ON HER TOE. 
HER TOE.
TOE.

Thank you someone for finally acknowledging this.
People always make ballet seem like such a wimpy, easy sport. 
While we are dancing, we have to:
turn out our feet
hyper extended our knees
tuck our buts under
flatten our stomach
close your ribcage (to the point where you cant breathe)
shoulders are down and back
elbows are lifted
hands and fingers are soft
neck is long
use proper head movements
ALL THIS WHILE STILL IN OUR STARTING POSITIONS NOW DO ALL THAT WHILE MOVING AND LOOKING GORGEOUS. AND EFFORTLESS
You try holding your leg by your head without touching it and turning on the tips of your toes and wooden shoes and tell me ballet isn’t hard.
People always say “don’t be a ballerina” and “don’t be such a pussy”
when really ballerinas and vagina’s are probably the most hardcore things
AND BALLERINAS WITH VAGINA’S ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP METAL
SO DO NOT TELL ME BALLET IS FUCKING EASY AND NOT A REAL SPORT

Most ballerina’s are also known for dancing until their feet bleed, bandaging them up and getting back on with the show.

ballerinas are fucking hardcore ok 

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

catchmythoughtsmidair:

tardiscookies:

jamminyamin:

Ballerinas are the most underrated athletes.

GUYS SHE IS SPINNING ON HER TOE.

ALL HER WEIGHT ON HER TOE. 

HER TOE.

TOE.

Thank you someone for finally acknowledging this.

People always make ballet seem like such a wimpy, easy sport. 

While we are dancing, we have to:

  • turn out our feet
  • hyper extended our knees
  • tuck our buts under
  • flatten our stomach
  • close your ribcage (to the point where you cant breathe)
  • shoulders are down and back
  • elbows are lifted
  • hands and fingers are soft
  • neck is long
  • use proper head movements

ALL THIS WHILE STILL IN OUR STARTING POSITIONS NOW DO ALL THAT WHILE MOVING AND LOOKING GORGEOUS. AND EFFORTLESS

You try holding your leg by your head without touching it and turning on the tips of your toes and wooden shoes and tell me ballet isn’t hard.

People always say “don’t be a ballerina” and “don’t be such a pussy”

when really ballerinas and vagina’s are probably the most hardcore things

AND BALLERINAS WITH VAGINA’S ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP METAL

SO DO NOT TELL ME BALLET IS FUCKING EASY AND NOT A REAL SPORT

Most ballerina’s are also known for dancing until their feet bleed, bandaging them up and getting back on with the show.

ballerinas are fucking hardcore ok 

(via vomitingstars)

To all those who don’t think the rape joke was a problem, or rape jokes are a problem.

I get it, you’re a decent guy. I can even believe it. You’ve never raped anybody. You would NEVER rape anybody. You’re upset that all these feminists are trying to accuse you of doing something or connect you to doing something that, as far as you’re concerned, you’ve never done and would never condone.

And they’ve told you about triggers, and PTSD, and how one in six women is a survivor, and you get it. You do. But you can’t let every time someone gets all upset get in the way of you having a good time, right?

So fine. If all those arguments aren’t going anything for you, let me tell you this. And I tell you this because I genuinely believe you mean it when you say you don’t want to hurt anybody, and you don’t see the harm, and that it’s important to you to do your best to be a decent and good person. And I genuinely believe you when you say you would never associate with a rapist and you think rape really is a very bad thing.

Because this is why I refuse to take rape jokes sitting down-

6% of college age men, slightly over 1 in 20, will admit to raping someone in anonymous surveys, as long as the word “rape” isn’t used in the description of the act.

6% of Penny Arcade’s target demographic will admit to actually being rapists when asked.

A lot of people accuse feminists of thinking that all men are rapists. That’s not true. But do you know who think all men are rapists?

Rapists do.

They really do. In psychological study, the profiling, the studies, it comes out again and again.

Virtually all rapists genuinely believe that all men rape, and other men just keep it hushed up better. And more, these people who really are rapists are constantly reaffirmed in their belief about the rest of mankind being rapists like them by things like rape jokes, that dismiss and normalize the idea of rape.

If one in twenty guys is a real and true rapist, and you have any amount of social activity with other guys like yourself, really cool guy, then it is almost a statistical certainty that one time hanging out with friends and their friends, playing Halo with a bunch of guys online, in a WoW guild, or elsewhere, you were talking to a rapist. Not your fault. You can’t tell a rapist apart any better than anyone else can. It’s not like they announce themselves.

But, here’s the thing. It’s very likely that in some of these interactions with these guys, at some point or another someone told a rape joke. You, decent guy that you are, understood that they didn’t mean it, and it was just a joke. And so you laughed.

And, decent guy who would never condone rape, who would step in and stop rape if he saw it, who understands that rape is awful and wrong and bad, when you laughed?

That rapist who was in the group with you, that rapist thought that you were on his side. That rapist knew that you were a rapist like him. And he felt validated, and he felt he was among his comrades.

You. The rapist’s comrade.

And if that doesn’t make you feel sick to your stomach, if that doesn’t make you want to throw up, if that doesn’t disturb you or bother you or make you feel like maybe you should at least consider not participating in that kind of humor anymore…

Well, maybe you aren’t as opposed to rapists as you claim.

Time-Machine (via a comment at shakesville.com)

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ.

EVER.

(via sktagg23)

This is fucking important.

(via peacocktales)

(via natsubutart)

fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

fluffyplant:

invisiblesbians:

4gifs:

The floor is lava. [vid]

This is one of the best gifs

omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

(via adweeb)

schmoyoho:

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

THAT DROP DO

(via pokebolaaa)

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

(via psiioniic)

yamino:

yamino:

I finally jumped on the bandwagon and drew Chubby!Anna! Look how cute.  I want to hug her. <3 <3

Bringing this back since i posted it at 3am and I think a lot of folks missed it. 

yamino:

yamino:

I finally jumped on the bandwagon and drew Chubby!Anna! Look how cute.  I want to hug her. <3 <3

Bringing this back since i posted it at 3am and I think a lot of folks missed it. 

(via not-safe-for-work-dirk)

snailkeeping:

dharmagun:

snailkeeping:

We hit 700+ followers! FLOWER CELEBRATIONS.

WHAT KIND OF SNURL IS THIS I WANTS IT

ALBINO ACHATINA RETICULATA SNURLS

(via not-safe-for-work-dirk)

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

rocprinceray:

White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”

(via psiioniic)

tito-blargh:

Only the cool kids will get it.

tito-blargh:

Only the cool kids will get it.

(via the-pokemon-emporium)

gunpowderandspark:

(gif source)
What is The Secret World?
The Secret World is an MMO that uses the slogan of “Everything is True”.
In the game, you explore every horror story, religion, fairy tale, piece of popular literature, and more as you seek to defend the world. You see, every terrible thing you’ve ever heard… every whisper… each conspiracy theory… every story told to children to terrify them… they’re all true. Or, at the very least, they all come from somewhere real.
You are a member of one of three Secret Societies (Templar, The Dragon, Illuminati), and you are charged with understanding these terrible powers so you can keep them in check. This takes you everywhere and doing arguably everything.
You may play through a level where you fight a zombie raid, or you can end up Google Chrome searching through multiple medical journals to find the exact terminology for various vampire afflictions. You’ll wander through a haunted house and learn why The Bogeyman hunts children (Hint: *violent shuddering*).
As part of the game’s insistence that it takes place in our real world, there are several fake websites around the internet that are necessary to complete the game. You can interact with many characters on Twitter, with your conversations sometimes even becoming canon.
The game is horrifying, silly, fascinating, and challenging. Strongly recommended, if you enjoy scary things.
Some things to remember:
The flesh things fear fire.
Do not ever touch the filth. Don’t even spit at it.
Fog is closing in.
Bees are your friend.

gunpowderandspark:

(gif source)

What is The Secret World?

The Secret World is an MMO that uses the slogan of “Everything is True”.

In the game, you explore every horror story, religion, fairy tale, piece of popular literature, and more as you seek to defend the world. You see, every terrible thing you’ve ever heard… every whisper… each conspiracy theory… every story told to children to terrify them… they’re all true. Or, at the very least, they all come from somewhere real.

You are a member of one of three Secret Societies (Templar, The Dragon, Illuminati), and you are charged with understanding these terrible powers so you can keep them in check. This takes you everywhere and doing arguably everything.

You may play through a level where you fight a zombie raid, or you can end up Google Chrome searching through multiple medical journals to find the exact terminology for various vampire afflictions. You’ll wander through a haunted house and learn why The Bogeyman hunts children (Hint: *violent shuddering*).

As part of the game’s insistence that it takes place in our real world, there are several fake websites around the internet that are necessary to complete the game. You can interact with many characters on Twitter, with your conversations sometimes even becoming canon.

The game is horrifying, silly, fascinating, and challenging. Strongly recommended, if you enjoy scary things.

Some things to remember:

  • The flesh things fear fire.
  • Do not ever touch the filth. Don’t even spit at it.
  • Fog is closing in.
  • Bees are your friend.

(via vomitingstars)